Saturday, December 22, 2007

I Won The Lottery... Again!

Yay another lotery win, I must be the luckiest man alive. No need to have a job, as I win the lottery a couple times a week and essentially have an income greater than that of any Premiere League footballer... *sighs* if only. Alas this is of course yet another scam email that I've been sent. I've posted it below for your reading amusement exactly as it was sent to me, typos and all. Enjoy!

Uk National Lottery Award Team
Ref: LSUK/2031/8161/07
Batch: R3/A312-59

Dear Winner,

This is to inform you that, you have won a prize money of Eight Hundred &
Fifty Two Thousand,United Kingdom Pounds(£852,000.00) for the month of
December 2007 Lottery promotion which is organized by UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
AWARD TEAM, collects all the email addresses of the people that are active
online, we only select ten people every Month as our winners through
electronic balloting System without the winner applying, we congratulate
you for being one of the people selected.

PAYMENT OF PRIZE AND CLAIM

You are to contact your Claims Agent with immediate effect to facilitate
the protocol of your winning prized before the date of Claim, Winners
Shall be paid in accordance with his/her Settlement Center.Prize must be
claimed not later than 14 days from date of Draw Notification after the
Draw date in which Prize Was won. Any prize not claimed within this
period will be forfeited.

These are your identification numbers:
YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS ATTACHED TO TICKET NUMBER 56475600545 188
WITH SERIAL NUMBER 5368/07
DREW LUCKY NUMBERS 47-14-18-23-31-45
To begin your claim please contact our licensed and accredited agent
assigned to you

MR. GRAHAM SMITH
CLAIM AGENT OFFICER
Email: uknlclaimsagent008@yahoo.co.uk
PHONE: +44 70457 72800
You are therefore advised to send the following information to the claims
agent to facilitate them and in order for them to have access in
proceeding of your winning.

1. Full Name................
2. Country..................
3. Contact Address..........
4. Telephone Number.........
5. Marital Status...........
6. Occupation...............
7. Company..................
8. Age......................
9. Sex......................

After this period will automatically void your payment. Remember to quote
your ticket number in your future correspondence. (identification on
delivery)

Congratulations!! once again.
Yours in service,
DR. TIMOTHY COLE.
(Operation Manager).

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Dr. Cole, read with interest your publication - having received some quite similar E-Mails from this Mr. G. Smith over the time being, the last today.
I simply skip these "funny" messages thus not at all investing a second in nice dreaming. Astonishing for me it is how come that these criminal get knowledge of my E-Mail? I seems that there behind exists a good organized organization, this as I also receive "funny" mails for cooperation from Africa with different - at the first glance - realistic chances of participation of heritages, funds from airplane crash victims or money to be paid for imports of construction machinery to south Africa thus really! presenting docus that are pretty legal looking. I crosschecked and easily found out the special bad thing early enough. Being curious does not at all mean that you and me, we are dreaming, what can'be is but a nice dream but not at all realistic, you will have to continue working for your living. Thanks for your indication and comment - perhaps my comment helps to open eyes, this even if a niche dream is being offered. Thanks for reading.

Unknown said...

I also got a similar E-mail, which did surprise me at first sinse I never signed up on their website, (which doest even yet exist)I didnt believe it-so I looked it up on google. It was a bit different though. WINNING NOTIFICATION
!!!CONGRATULATIONS YOUR EMAIL IS OUR STAR PRIZE WINNER FOR 2008!!!
YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS ATTACHED TO TICKET NUMBER 57522465896-530 WITH
SERIAL
NUMBER 3652-662 DREW LUCKY NUMBERS 47-14-18-23-31-45 WHICH CONSEQUENTLY
WON IN THE 2ND CATEGORY

THE PROGRAM WAS HELD BY THE LEADING NATIONAL LOTTERY ORGANIZATION,
KNOWN
AS...
:::UK NATIONAL LOTTERY :::

THERE WAS A COMPUTER BALLOT WHICH QUALIFIED YOU AS ONE OF THE WINNER OF
THE SUM OF

£550.000.00
(Five Hundred & fifty Thousand British pounds Sterlings)

FOR MORE ENQUIRIES AND INFORMATION PLEASE CONTACT:
(MR.RICHARD JAMES)

+44 7031 904 424
CLAIM AGENT OFFICER
PAYMENT DEPARTMENT

FOR YOUR URGENT CLAIM...

Email MR.Richard James
ukclaimdeptoffice@gmail.com
UK NATIONAL LOTTERY

...HE WILL ALSO FURNISH YOU WITH THE FULL PROCEDURE OF HOW TO SECURE
YOUR
PRIZE CLAIM AS WELL AS YOUR BATCH AND REF NUMBERS AS SOON AS YOU
RESPOND
BY CONTACTING OUR CLAIM DEPARTMENT

WINNERS INFORMATION
1.FULL NAMES:
...........................................................................
2.ADDRESS:
.................................................................................
3.SEX:
..........................................................................................
4.AGE:
.........................................................................................
5.MARITAL
STATUS:....................................................................
6.OCCUPATION:

7.E-MAIL
ADDRESS:
8.TELEPHONE
NUMBER
THIS MESSAGE WAS SENT TO YOU BY:

THE CHAIRPERSON, LOTTERY ORGANIZER,

MR.PATRICK CHESTER
DIRECTOR OF PROMOTION,
UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.
United kingdom
P O BOX 906171
MARSHALL TOWN 2107
London, England.

THANKS:
MANAGEMENT, UK NATIONAL LOTTERY & FORBES INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM.



interesting eh?

Brakkart said...

Yes, very interesting. There are literally thousands of these emails, all variations on the same theme. I've posted just a fraction of the ones I've received, but even from those it's possible to see common trends. Thanks for posting yours.